Pharmanomicon — Ask your doctor about a word that doesn't exist

Generator

Seriousness deadpan

Far left plays it completely straight. Far right is a fever dream. The middle mixes the two, which is where the joke lives.

Novelty 1.0

Low = hugs the real corpus. High = flattens the odds so rarer letter sequences get a shot.

Rare-letter boost 1.5×

Multiplies the odds of X, Z, Q, V, Y, K, J. Industry default is already high; this makes it worse.

Length 5–9

Delivery

Now approved

PRESS GENERATE^™

(a generic name will appear here)

Ask your doctor if a made-up word is right for you.

Press the button. The corpus is already trained.

Side effects will scroll here at a legally indefensible speed.

Nothing yet. Every drug you generate lands here; click one to bring it back.